THE SQUIRREL!
Random post here, but I think it must be documented . . .
Sunday morning, January 24th, Matt and I were sleeping in. 8:30 hit and we were stirring a little bit . . . suddenly we heard a glass break. Startled, we got up to find a glass broken on the kitchen floor. We were quite confused, but decided to go back to bed . . . then suddenly . . . out of the corner of my eye, I caught a squirrel! IN OUR HOUSE! How did a squirrel get in our house???? We still don't know! Anyway, we immediately ran to the bedroom and shut the door. As I was screaming about "how did a freaking squirrel get in our house?!?!?!?" Matt calmed me down and said, ok, we need to re-group and get some weapons . . . WEAPONS, seriously????
So, "armed" with a wrapping paper roll and a golf club (yes, I know . . . to be fair, it made sense at the time . . .), we went out into the main room . . . it was quite intense. Here is what went down . . .
And about 20 minutes later . . .
Woo Hoo! He FINALLY left! Thank God for having a sense of humor! All I know is, I want to know how he even got in there!
No wonderfuls today . . . well except for having a sense of humor about having a squirrel in the house! Does that count???
3 comments:
That is hilarious and it reminds me of a time when a bird flew in our apt during college through the dryer vent. I really LOLed when I read this.
How funny is this! Matt was sure brave with that golf club! Personally I would have been heading out the door! Take care!
Cynthia
Holy....
That's one crazy squirrel. Well done on the chain reaction to spook that sonufa gun. I pictured you guys in hockey gear marching around the high ground to get him out.
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