Anniversary Dinner Recap

Hello All!

As promised, here is Matt's guest post recapping our conversation at our anniversary dinner. The only thing we regret is that our camera is still being fixed, so we don't have any photos. You know that all you would have gotten though is a bunch of pictures of delicious looking food that we already ate and that you don't get to eat - hehe! Without further ado, here is how our conversation went - a la Matt:

...thanks, Caitlin! This is my first guest blog post so I hope you enjoy.


"The 2nd Anniversary Recap"

We decided to posts this recap to give everyone a look behind the curtain of the life of Caitlin and Matt. In addition to all of the mushy, romantic conversation standard with anniversary celebrations we also tackled some of the most important issues of our time. The following is not intended to “funny” but you may be left with a strong sense of intrigue as to what makes us who we are, or you could be board out of your mind and contemplate suing us for your five minutes back. Read at your own risk…

Caitlin and Matt ordered a bottle of wine, a first for the young waiter, who had spent hours practicing with a corkscrew and never the chance to open one for a customer, but the excitement waned after learning the bottle was a twist off.

Caitlin claimed her successful breast surgery was a miracle and that she was well on her way to becoming the first, Saint Caitlin. Matt disagreed this constituted a miracle worthy of sainthood; Caitlin explained the intercession of faith.

The food order was switched, posing the question, does the order or the placement determine your meal? Are you obligated to switch or can you have order’s remorse if the creamed spinach looks/tastes better than the steamed broccoli?

Safety was discussed when the debate of at what age would you take your child to an expensive restaurant led to whether throwing a temper tantrum is kind of like treading water, and which is a more strenuous activity; the buoyancy factor of fresh vs. salt water was considered.

A discussion of implant awareness led Matt to admit he has been mildly successful at growing breast in recent months, and whether Caitlin can feel the presence of her implant without touching.

Important topics like, are the pearly gates really made of peals or is it just pearl colored paint? And, does Saint Peter still use scrolls or has heaven gone digital? They also discussed the whether heaven like a country club, God has to be absolutely sure you’ll wear the blue blazer with the silly crest on it.

Mr. Belvedere’s official title on the 80’s sitcom, Mr. Belvedere, was he a butler or many (male nanny)? Also, did he wear a maroon blazer or was a more like a robe?

Matt dared Caitlin to eat a mint leaf and she did it, as did Matt per the dare. Caitlin then revealed that she and cousins ate mint leaves at their Grams. Matt concedes the bet but considered filing an official protest due to Caitlin’s lack of disclosure about her past mint eating escapades.